Pregnant Push-Over I was working as a night manager at a Pizza Hut in Kansas City, Missouri while I was pregnant with my daughter. I was eight months pregnant, and worked harder than any one I knew, male or female. It was Friday night and the dining room was packed as usual, and I was on the floor helping the servers keep drinks full, schmoozing with the customers, etc. Cheri had a customer that apparently had one too many to drink before arriving with his wife and two small children for dinner. He ordered two large pizzas, breadsticks, salads, soft drinks for the kids, and of course beer for himself, oh yeah his wife had water. The customer had requested 4 sides of ranch dressing for his pizza, and Cheri filled 4 soufflé cups with ranch dressing from the salad bar. When the pizza arrived, Cheri brought the sides of ranch to the table and the customer asked her, “were you not listening when I told you that I wanted the ranch that comes with the buffalo wings!” Cheri then explained to the customer that she was sorry that she misunderstood him, and she would gladly go and get him Read More

YOU STINK! Have you ever had one of those customers that looked like somebody out of a bad zombie movie and smelled like shit on a stick?  I sure have!  The worst customers are not always the ones that complain just to complain, or those that are looking for something for nothing.  Sometimes the worst customers make you want to run away as fast as you can so you don’t vomit all over the service counter or act like you have OCD trying to scrub off the filth that may have invaded your personal space. Miss Mitty was an elder lady with no teeth, and a really bad wig that was always matted and cocked on the side of her head like someone knocked her teeth out and sent her wig spinning around her head and she just left it where it landed.  And she never wore a bra! Her breath always smelled like hot garbage, and she smelled like she hadn’t showered in months.  If you tried to breath through your mouth in an attempt to not smell her, you got to taste her stench instead! It would be nice if we could go back to the days when Read More